holy shit i am so relieved to finally have our toxic ass ex-housemate out of here. like seriously, it’s hard to describe how much more space we have in the kitchen. like, holy fricken shoot!! this crusty bitch had so many fumb ducking tea bags and coffee bags and moldy bagels and potatoes and shit strewn about eeeeeeeeeeverywhere like holy fuck!!!
i went back outside to our cute lil patio to sit down and smoke weed, and i noticed the copy of the “cannibis growers handbook” that we ghave. god, we got THIS fuckin thign from that crusty bitch too!!! memories of her everywhere. god and it was so fuckin dumb, too. NO WHERE IN THIS BOOK DOES IT SAY “light the plant on fire”!!! that’s not how u grow weed!!! thats how you smoke weed, sure, but that’s not how u grow it!!! maybe she was trying to inhale our weed son.
and god, i remember when she gave it to us, too. “hey so uh, i don’t have the rent, but here’s this book i got u” like bitch do u seriously think i give afuck about ur sentimental bullshit? where is my fucking money?>?? like seriously!!! ur supposed to be a fuckin anarchist, right??? u know we live under capitalism, dude!!!
anyhoo, now she’s GONE so we can finallyu start lving the way we want to. smooth sailing from here on out :D at least, thats one problem we have taken care of. maybe by hitting “subecribe” below u could help me take care of another?