Imagine being afraid to die.
Like, seriously!! What kind of loser is “afraid” of dying? Like, just think about it for two seconds: you’re alive! So how the flip are you gonna worry about being dead? If you were dead, you wouldn’t even be worried about all that stuff!
Plus, what the heck are “worried” about, anyway? Like, you are gonna die, okay? It comes for everyone. Don’t worry! You’ll get your 15 minutes of flame. I mean think about it, right? You aren’t gonna live forever xD What, you think it’s gonna hurt or something? Who cares! The pain won’t last LOL!!!
In fact, unless you are one of those jackasses that had a “good life” or something, death might actually be the coolest thing that happens to you. Sure, maybe you will have a “nice” (aka “boring”) death where like you just grow old and all your grandkids n such are there being “waa waa boo hoo ur dead asf wow” but most of us working class assholes will have to settle for something else. We’ll be lucky to get some spite out of it. Screw someone over with the will. Pass on the debt. Punk someone from beyond the grave. So many possibilities!
And even if you die before you get all that “legacy” stuff figured out, you still might go out guns blazing! You could die in a war! You could jump off a bridge. Shoot yourself on live TV. People are gonna talk about that no doubt. Maybe you will be patient zero for some crazy disease. You could die in a protest. Lit on fire (by yourself, even!) Like, what if you were an astronaut and you died in space! That would be so crazy, right? What if the sun exploded? Nuclear war? Like, that would be pretty sick to get annihilated by a nuclear bomb, right? Just like instantly vaporizing like that and then people being like “damn it was so fu— up when we dropped the atom bomb on that one girl that was really sad wasn’t it?” Like, we dropped the first atomic bomb years ago and they still haven’t shut the fuck up about it!
All this is to say: It’s gonna be fine! It will! I’m serious. I really mean it. You will never die alone. Your death, whatever it is, and however it comes, will always be a part of something greater than yourself. It doesn’t seem like it, but just trust me on this. Have a little faith. It will be okay. Just let it happen.
I know it seems like a lot of people die these days, and to be fair, a lot of people do. I know you want that moment to be special. To mean something. Everything is so fleeting and temporary. It feels like once you start dying, its not gonna last, you know? Like, you might not get to enjoy it once it starts. But I promise you this: once death finally does come for you, you will have plenty of time to appreciate it for what it is. Heck, it may even last forever. Just try not to rush into it, okay?
So go on, fair creatures of this earth! Live your life, and die your death. Most importantly, remember: as long as you are alive, you’ll still have a chance to die. Pretty cool, right? It’s always there, watching you, holding you, waiting for you, like a long lost lover. A genuine friend. So whenever you feel lost, whenever you alone, just imagine: death is right around the corner!