I lied

retconning the retconnening

I know it’s a new year, but evidently I am the same old me. I’ve have decided to move the whole “I’m a girl and I’m dumb” thing to my tumblr where I will be busy cultivating a real following for my meme personality. I think the idea is cute, but substack is not really the platform for it: it’s too stuffy and longform and everyone on here thinks they are smart. Not to mention the weekly posting has already started to feel stale and it’s only been literally 3 weeks. I think I am gonna go back to the old posting schedule: 1 free post and 1 paid post per month. The paid posts will be more intimate and philosophical (and possibly erotic), while the free posts will be show reviews and quasi-thinkpieces and whatnot. Same as it ever was.